My Day with the Hare Krishnas.  Weird people but super cool, and hot indian chicks, aka my kind of friends. to bad you can’t have sex, eat meat, gamble, or drink.  Aka it’s faggy france.

So I have weekends off, and since i can’t seem to find a weekend job, i thought I’d do something other then play with my balls, passing it off as checking for testicle cancer.  That plus amateur german internet porn isn’t going anywhere, believe me, I’ve made sure of it.  Anyways what they do is a great and amazing thing, and I hope to be a part of it, if even in a small way.

Here’s a song to go with my vagina opening:

Warpaint - Stars

Here’s something to bring up the man levels

Fukkoff  - 01 A1 Rave Is King (Zodiac Cartel Mix)

Moby played the mix at his set at ULTRA 2009, which was pimp as fuck.

Anywhosel, kids if a hooker offers you to do a line of blow off her ass, be a gentleman and say yes. Jesus wouldn’t have it any other way.

So we finally have an intial line up for Ultra.  This is the earliest i’ve seen a line up, but for it’s 10 year aniversery, it better be big.  Miaminewtimes.com has some stuff on the web site but here’s the list straight from them

Day 1 – March 26
Tiësto, Swedish House Mafia, Eric Prydz, Passion Pit, The Crystal Method, The Disco Biscuits, Carl Cox, Dirty South, Rabbit in the Moon, Will.I.Am, Infected Mushroom, Plump DJs, Adam Freeland, Felix Da Housecat, Pretty Lights, Green Velvet, Lotus, Alex Metric, Bassbin Twins vs. Uberzone, Evil Nine, Dan Black, Afrobeta and Kevens.

Day 2 – March 27
Deadmau5, Groove Armada, Carl Cox, Faithless Sound System, Armin Van Buuren, Above & Beyond, Ghostland Observatory, Crookers, Bloody Beetroots, Major Lazer, Bassnectar, Steve Aoki, ATB, Glitch Mob, Diplo, LTJ Bukem, A-Trak, Rusko, Skream, Benga, Caspa and Toddla T.

I’m really excited for passion pit and A-trak, crookers, and the bloody beetroots. Swedish house mafia tore it up last year, and for the old school guys, Green velvet and Rabbit in the moon are a part of this years festival.

Just my NYE, how I roll in that dirty dirty MIA, although most of it is a blur that i’m getting second hand.  I vowed at first to stop drinking so much, but then there was the whole stripper fiasco, so booze can’t be that bad right?

Here’s some fucking music, enjoy dick holes.

<3

The Golden Filter – Hide Me

GOSSIP – HEAVY CROSS ( YUKSEK REMIX)

First of all fuck christmas. Moving on.

So the house search is going worse then analing penetrating a slut with irratable bowel syndrum, but luckily theirs music to ignore this.

Green Velvet will ring a bell to those forming a balding pattern and who think john mccain might have been a good idea, but cold blank (someone i hadn’t heard of berfore) shook this up like a guido “beating the beat” at the jersey shore (btw if you broadcast that to the middle east, we WILL have another attack, if not by them, by ME)

Shake And Pop (Cold Blank Remix) Got this from the
www.discodemons.blogspot.com which while not as cool as me, has some decent stuff.

Next up is the darling of the internet The Gold Filter.

They preformed here in Miami, but unfortuatnly i only got to catch the tail end of their show.

Here’s there big hit Solid gold

The gold Filter-Solid Gold

but i like some of their other stuff a whole lot more, like thunderbird, but they do put out some sick as fuck videos, shits crazier then german porn, you know, the stuff with ther german shepards and tree stump.  You gag now, but you know your googleing that shit.

Finally something a tad bit more mainstream, AIDS.  Ok no seriously a great remix by benny benassi useing kid cudi, ratata and MGMT

kid_cudi_mgmt__ratatat-pursuit_of_happiness_benny_benassi_remix

enjoy.

LE CORPS MINCE DE FRANÇOISE – Ray Ban Glasses

No I haven’t updated lately.  To bad fuck off (not the awesome dj) i have finals and needs to do something with my life since i’m ment for greatness (mommy always told me dat shit)  Speaking of whores, I’m moving out on my own into the real world, fuck yeah for wasting half your paycheck on rent now!!11  Anywho here’s some shit I’ve deemed awesome, listen as i command!

Warp 1977 – Bloody Beetroots From Girlieaction.com

Kid Cudi Pursuit of Happiness steve aoki remix!1!!1 from theburningear.com

The xx – Shelter (death to the throne) also from theburningear.com

Art basel is coming to it’s end today, and at long last.  It was an explosion of art, and a real treat, but it’s time to get back to the real world.  There were tons of shows, from all kinds of music genres.

Stand out performace?

Ebony bones

They where great live (Music alone isn’t great though) and did an interesting rendition of Brick in the wall by pink floyd.

Now to Finals and A new place!

Why the internet exist

How i didn’t know of this before baffels me, but none the less here it is. Much more tribal then usual LA Riots will be in miami for the new years.

If

1.  I don’t get in

and

2.  I don’t get in

Terrible things will happen to peoples first borns. Consider it a warning bitches!

01 – DJ Gregor & Gregor Salto – Con Alegria (Solo More Cowbell Remix)
02 – French Fries – Predator (BeatauCue Remix)
03 – De Bos – On The Run (Ralvero Get Down Remix)
04 – Milton Channels – Black Is Black
05 – Sound Of Stereo – Zipper (LA Riots Remix)
06 – Mowgli – Nu Skool (Camel Remix)
07 – Momma’s Boy – Give It Up
08 – Seductive – Underground Sound
09 – Style Of Eye – Grounded (Horns Mix)
10 – Toxic Avenger – Rush Hour (Harvard Bass Remix)
11 – Brodinski & Noob – Peanuts Club (LA Riots Remix)
12 – Sidney Samson – Lets Go (LA Riots & Will Bailey Remix)
13 – Teki Latex & Orgasmic – Sixpack Anthem (Harvard Bass Remix)
14 – Marc Rowland & Robbie Taylor – Black Bambo (Hardwell Remix)
15 – Nadastrom – Inner Midget
16 – Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Afrojack Remix)

La Riots Fall Remix ‘09

Thanks to

http://www.foolsgoldrecs.com for the image and mp3 file.